29 February 2016

Husband sent a text to his wife at night, "Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."  He sent another text, "And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"  Shetext back, "OMG really?"  Husband replied, "No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message".

Husband sent a text to his wife at night, "Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return." He sent another text, "And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car" Shetext back, "OMG really?" Husband replied, "No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message".

Husband sent a text to his wife at night, "Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return." He sent another text, "And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car" Shetext back, "OMG really?" Husband replied, "No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message".
Husband texts to wife on cell..  "Hi,what r u doing Darling?"  Wife: I'm dying..!  Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"  Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."  Husband: "Bloody English Language!

Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!

Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!